White People Don't Sing Together

When Someone Really Goes To Tell You Something About What They're Thinking, They're Going To Wear That Experience With Them. That's What You Have To Share.

I Divorce Myself From Listeners Who Aren't Tolerant Of Humor. I Did Notice Universally That, Especially When It Comes To Weight, People Look In The Mirror And Get The Angle Just Right, Tell Themselves It's All Right, And Then They Go Out.

I Used To Do This Big Rant At The End Of Some Gigs With Ben Folds Five. The Band Broke Into This Big Heavy Metal Thing And I Started As A Joke To Scream In A Heavy Metal Falsetto. I Found Myself Saying Things Like: Feel My Pain, I Am White, Feel My Pain.

The Cruelest Lies Are Often Told Without A Word The Kindest Truths Are Often Spoken, Never Heard

The Reason I Stop Playing Songs Is Usually Because I Get Sick Of Them, And Then They Find Themselves Back Into The Set List At Some Point.