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In Massachusetts, Scientists Have Created The First Human Clone. The Bad Thing Is That In Thirty Years, The Clone Will Still Be Depressed Because The Boston Red Sox Will Still Have Not Won A World Series.

Tom Ridge Now Says We Don't Have To Run Out And Put Plastic Sheets All Over The House. Great, Tell That To My Dead Parakeet.

If Loving You Is Wrong, Then I'll Just Like You A Whole Bunch!

Hillary Clinton Has Finished Writing Her Book Where She Says Her Marriage Couldn't Be Stronger, And Bill Just Finished His Book Titled 'chicks I Nailed While Hillary Was Writing Her Book.'

Ironically, The Possibility That The President Dodged His Military Service Has Increased His Approval Ratings With Democrats By 80 Percent.