Which One Of You Is

Here Eddie, Hold The Flag While I Putt Out.

When I Have A Match To Play, I Begin To Relax As Soon As I Wake Up. Everything I Do, I Do Slow And Easy. That Goes For Stroking The Razor, Getting Dressed, And Eating My Breakfast. I'm Practically In Slow Motion. By The Time I'm Ready To Tee Off, I'm So Used To Taking My Time That It's Impossible To Hurry My Swing.

That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

The Course Is Playing The Players Instead Of The Players Playing The Course.

You Don't Have The Game You Played Last Year Or Last Week. You Only Have Today's Game. It May Be Far From Your Best, But That's All You've Got. Harden Your Heart And Make The Best Of It.