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It's Sad To Think That We've Gotten To This, That We Actually Have To Think About How To Go About Finding A Man. But What's Even Sadder Is That Some Men Make You Feel Guilty For Looking.

Being A Lifetime Wife And Mother Has Afforded Me The Luxury Of Having Multiple Careers: I've Been A Teacher. A Chauffeur. A Chef. An Interior Decorator. A Landscape Architect, As Well As A Gardener. I’ve Been A Painter. A Personal Shopper. An Accountant And A Banker. I’ve Been A Beautician. Santa Claus. The Tooth Fairy. A Movie Reviewer. A Nurse. A Psychologist. A Negotiator. An I Have A Ph. D In How To Pretend Like You Don’t Mind.

I'm Not Trying To Be A Middle Aged Centerfold, I Just Want To Look At Myself Naked And Not Be Disgusted.

Few Writers Are Willing To Admit Writing Is Autobiographical.

Good Parents Have Children Who Do Terrible Things And Vice-versa.