Wherever I Went, I Was

The Best Is When We All Go At Once, Like An Army Of Interrelated Popcorn Zombies Who Laugh The Same Laughs And Gasp The Same Gasps And Aren’t So Germ-phobic With Each Other That We Won’t Share A Ginormous Coke With One Straw. Family Is Useful Like That.

We All Just Took The Bookstore At Its Word, Because If You Couldn't Trust A Bookstore, What Could You Trust?

People Come To New York To Be Different, But I Go To Starbucks To Be The Same.

Somewhere Between A Friend And Acquaintance—a Frequaintance, As It Were.

There. I've Said Everything I Wanted To Say Without Actually Having To Use The Words "please Stay