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It's So Much Easier To Convince Yourself You're Madly In Love With Someone When You Know Nothing About Him.

Don't Stop Doing What You Love. Don't Let Your Future Be Ruined By A Bunch Of Loony Sand Monkeys.

I've Learned That You Can't Control What Other People Are Going To Think About You. The Best You Can Do In Life Is Not Piss Yourself Off.

See, My Idea Of Cute Comes With An Iq Requirement. It's Geeky Cute. It's Rivers Cuomo, Not Justin Timberlake. It's Gideon Yago, Not Brian Mcfayden. Jimmy Fallon, Yes Please! Brad Pitt, No Thank You.

It Just Makes Me Wonder What Subject You Blame For Talking To Me Every Night.' I'm Still Settling On An Answer For That One. Probably Chemistry. Jesus Christ. I Can't Believe I Just Wrote That.