Where I Came From, Sports

My Family's The Most Important Thing In My Life.

Of Course, In Pro Ball, They Never Hit The Quarterback In Practice.

When We Won The League Championship, All The Married Guys On The Club Had To Thank Their Wives For Putting Up With All The Stress And Strain All Season. I Had To Thank All The Single Broads In New York.

I Wanna Kiss You. I Couldn't Care Less About The Team Struggling.

I Believe In Letting A Guy Live The Way He Wants To If He Doesn't Hurt Anyone.