Whenever I Feel The Need

We Contend That For A Nation To Try To Tax Itself Into Prosperity Is Like A Man Standing In A Bucket And Trying To Lift Himself Up By The Handle.

No One Ever Came To Grief-except Honorable Grief-through Riding Horses. No Hour Of Life Is Lost That Is Spent In The Saddle. Young Men Have Often Been Ruined Through Owning Horses, Or Through Backing Horses, But Never Through Riding Them; Unless Of Course They Break Their Necks, Which, Taken At A Gallop, Is A Very Good Death To Die.

Never Pass Up The Chance To Sit Down Or Go To The Bathroom.

Nothing Makes A Man More Reverent Than A Library.

No Lover Ever Studied Every Whim Of His Mistress As I Did Those Of President Roosevelt.