When You're Old You Feast

You've Got Work To Do. Don't Put This Off. And Don't Take The Long View, Here. You Know? Life Is Today And Tomorrow And - And If You're Lucky, Next Week.

Some People Have A Love Of Their Fellow Man In Their Hearts, And Others Require A Light Anesthetic.

Why Is Divorce So Expensive? Because It's Worth It!

Be Well, Do Good Work, And Keep In Touch.

Vodka Is Tasteless Going Down, But It Is Memorable Coming Up.