When You're Married, It's One

When I First Became Famous In The United Kingdom It Was Helpful Because It Meant There Wasn't A Spite Of 'this Bloke's A Drug Addict,' 'this Bloke F**ks All These Women' Because I Was Just Making Jokes About All Those Things Already, So It Made Me Some Kind Of Incorruptible Indefatigable, Indestructible Force.

The More People Who Have Access To This Vital Information The Better Society Will Be.

Imagine The Wisdom To Be Passed Down From The Classical Buddhist Texts.

People Do This A Lot. They Don't Seem To Realise That The Future Is Just Like Now, But In A Little While, So They Say They're Going To Do Things In Anticipation Of Some Kind Of Seismic Shift In Their Worldview That Never Actually Materializes. But Everything's Not Going To Be Made Of Leather, The World Won't Stink Of Sherbet. Tomorrow Is Not Some Mythical Kingdom Where You'll Grow Butterfly Wings And Be Able To Talk To Animals -- You'll Basically Feel Pretty Much The Same Way You Do At The Moment.

I Missed Him, Of Course, But Sometimes Close Friendships Have A Tidal Beat That Pulls You Towards Different Shores Though The Ocean That Connects You Remains.