When You Were A Kid,

I Was Raised Catholic, But My Father's People Were Methodist, So We Went To Both Churches.

So I Went In Front Of The Judge, And I Had My St. Jude Prayer Book In My Pocket And My St. Jude Medal. And I'm Standing There And That Judge Said I Was Found Guilty, So He Sentenced Me To What The Law Prescribed: One To 14 Years.

Every Morning I Wake Up And Thank God.

My Friends And I Were Wild And We Liked To Joy-ride.

I Feel It Was Just A Few Years Ago I Was Running Around In Short Pants