When You See What Some

The Follies Which A Man Regrets The Most In His Life Are Those Which He Didn't Commit When He Had The Opportunity.

When Two People Decide To Get A Divorce, It Isn't A Sign That They 'don't Understand' One Another, But A Sign That They Have, At Last, Begun To.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

Before Marriage, A Man Declares That He Would Lay Down His Life To Serve You; After Marriage, He Won't Even Lay Down His Newspaper To Talk To You.

Flattery Is Like Wine, Which Exhilarates A Man For A Moment, But Usually Ends By Going To His Head And Making Him Act Foolishly.