When You're The Only Pea

Misery No Longer Loves Company. Nowadays It Insists On It.

Is Fuel Efficiency Really What We Need Most Desperately? I Say That What We Really Need Is A Car That Can Be Shot When It Breaks Down.

Ah, Summer, What Power You Have To Make Us Suffer And Like It.

I Am Sitting Here 93 Million Miles From The Sun On A Rounded Rock Which Is Spinning At The Rate Of 1000 Miles An Hour... And My Head Pointing Down Into Space With Nothing Between Me And Infinity But Something Called Gravity Which I Can't Even Understand, And Which You Can't Even Buy Any Place So As To Have Some Stored Away For A Gravityless Day.

Ireland Really Is My Problem; The Breaking Point Of The Huge Suppuration Which All British And All European Society Now Is