When You're Rich, You Don't

My Old Man Taught Me Two Things: 'mind Own Business' And 'always Cut Cards.'

Nobody Ever Wins A Lawsuit But The Lawyers.

Sex Without Love Is Merely Healthy Exercise.

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A Friend Who Offers Help Without Asking For Explanations Is A Treasure Beyond Price