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If You're Gonna Be Two-faced At Least Make One Of Them Pretty.

Sometimes I've Been To A Party Where No One Spoke To Me For A Whole Evening. The Men, Frightened By Their Wives Or Sweeties, Would Give Me A Wide Berth. And The Ladies Would Gang Up In A Corner To Discuss My Dangerous Character.

You Can Read About Yourself But What's Important Is How You Feel About Yourself.

I Love To Do The Things The Censors Won't Pass.

The One Thing A Person Wants In Life Is Usually Something Basic That Money Can't Buy.