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I Used To Work In An Office In New York For This Terrible Company, And We Used To Have Staff Meetings, And I Would Just Count How Many Times The Boss Would Use The Phrase "in Terms Of." And He Would Say It Like 30 Or 40 Times. And Sometimes He Would Just Say It. He'd Be Like, "uhh, In Terms Of, How Are We Doing With That?" I Realized Nobody Knows What They're Talking About. Everyone's Bullshitting. Maybe Not Everybody, But Certainly A Lot Of People.

Most Of My Ideas Just Come Out Funny.

I Was In A Band In High School And College And I Always Had A Love For Music, But I Didn't Go To A Conservatory Or Anything Like That. I Was Fairly Self-taught.

There Is Nothing Funny About A Well-adjusted, Intelligent Person Making The Right Choices.

When Anything Doesn't Hit With A Huge Laugh, As Comics, It Feels Like, Oh No, Oh No, We're Sinking.