When You Catch Yourself Lying

I Envy Those Writers Who Outline Their Novels, Who Know Where They're Going. But I Find Writing Is A Process Of Discovery.

Everything Becomes Symbol And Irony When You've Been Betrayed

Great Minds Sink Alike, Right?

I Think Men Talk To Women So They Can Sleep With Them And Women Sleep With Men So They Can Talk To Them.

My Former Wife Is A Very Eccentric Woman, Which Is Why I Still Love Her.