When You Are Waiting For

I Don't Believe In Angels, No. But I Do Have A Wee Parking Angel. It's On My Dashboard And You Wind It Up. The Wings Flap And It's Supposed To Give You A Parking Space. It's Worked So Far.

Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job. I Don't Come To Your Workplace And Tell You How To Sweep Up.

There's Nothing Better Than A Fight, Especially When You're Watching It From A Safe Place. You Can Yell Encouragement! Hit Him With The Left, He's A Big Jessie!

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

I Worry About Ridiculous Things, You Know, How Does A Guy Who Drives A Snowplough Get To Work In The Morning. ... That Can Keep Me Awake For Days.