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Pun: A Form Of Wit, To Which Wise Men Stoop And Fools Aspire

Corporation: An Ingenious Device For Obtaining Profit Without Individual Responsibility.

International Arbitration May Be Defined As The Substitution Of Many Burning Questions For A Smoldering One

Eloquence, N. The Art Of Orally Persuading Fools That White Is The Color That It Appears To Be. It Includes The Gift Of Making Any Color Appear White.

Phrenology, N. The Science Of Picking The Pocket Through The Scalp. It Consists In Locating And Exploiting The Organ That One Is A Dupe With.