When They First Installed All-seater

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.

I Want To Be Remembered For My Football And The Pleasure I Gave People.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

They Told Me I Wouldn't Make 25. Then It Was 35, Then 45. These Were My Doctors Speaking - They're All Dead Now.

Maybe 'loner' Is Too Strong A Word, But I've Always Enjoyed Being On My Own.