When The World Gets In

The Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

You're Never Going To See The Fat Elvis In Me. People I Admired Like Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix And John Belushi All Died At 27. I've Got Jeans Older Than That.

I Didn't Vote For [president Bush]. But I've Never Said Anything Bad About The Guy Because I Have Respect For The Office.

The Rolling Stones Set The Bar To Where I Look To As A Band. But I Don't Envision Myself Touring In The Way They Do. My Knees Won't Hold Out.

The Only Enemy Is Ignorance. Peace, People. Let's Get Rid Of All This Nuclear Testing.