When Someone's Running Late Through

I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats In 1992, Literally Where I Would Bring A Little Gorilla Amp And A Lapel Mike And Just Start Performing.

When You're Not In Love, When You Don't Have Love, Everybody You Know Falls In Love.

You Know Your Gut Instincts Are Spot On About A Person When You Can Also Detect A Water Source In The Soil Beneath Them.

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.

When You Don't Have Love, It's Like There's A Party Going On, And Everybody Was Invited, Except For You. And You Just Happened To Be Walking By That House In The Rain...