When Someone Shows You Their

I Modelled My Looks On The Town Tramp.

Believe It Or Not, I Was Just Given An Honorary Doctorate Degree From The University Of Tennessee.

You're Not Going To See Your Dreams Come True If You Don't Put Wings, Legs, Arms, Hands, And Feet On 'em.

Don't Lose Your Temper; Use It.

After Momma Gave Birth To Twelve Of Us Kids, We Put Her Up On A Pedestal. It Was Mostly To Keep Daddy Away From Her.