When People Are Amped Up,

I Don't Have A Girlfriend, I Have A Dog.

Every One Of Those Old Songs Like "what's My Age Again?" And "all The Small Things" Is Like A Tattoo Or A Scrapbook Or An Old Photograph. There Are Just Songs That Define Certain Moments In Your Life. Everyone Has A Song That Got Them Through A Bad Breakup Or They Put On And It Made Them Feel Like They Wanted To Go Out And Kick The World's Ass With Their Friends On A Weekend. Those Songs Still Feel Like That To Me.

I Don't Have A Problem Being On 'mtv,' And I Don't Have A Problem Being On The Radio. I Actually Like It. So There. And Anyone That Calls Me A Sell Out Is Just Jealous.

Vegetables....a Waste Of Good Plate Space

It's A Real Challenge To Complete A Story Arc And End Up With A Cool Punchline In 120 Characters.