When It's Cold & Dark

When It's Cold & Dark At Night, And We're Alone Together, I Long To Take You In My Arms, And Cuddle You Forever.

What's The Function Of Poetry? It's To Express General Truths, To Connect With The Reader And Make Him Think: 'wow, I've Experienced That, But You've Expressed It So Much Better.'

Some People Get Lots Of Pleasure; From Books Or From Music Or Art; But Boys Seem To Think It's Fantastic; To Just Have A Really Good Fart.

It's Not The Destination, It's The Glory Of The Ride.

When A Friend Needs Consoling, Do Not Give In To The Temptation Of Telling Stories Similar To Theirs Of Disaster Or Bereavement. It Is Something People Often Do To Show Empathy But Nothing Is More Tiresome Than Other People's Problems When You Want To Focus On Your Own. Listening Is By Far The Best Form Of Consolation.