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Donald Trump Showed His Birth Certificate To Reporters. Who Cares About His Birth Certificate? I Want To Know If That Thing On His Head Has Had Its Vaccinations.

I Do A Public Access Show With Puppets. Puppets Called Actors, Tv And Movie Stars.

Wait! Don't Applaud My Cheapness! I've Got Other Crap I Need Help With!

Being Funny Is A Gift, And, When Done Well, Is An Art Form.

You Know, Your Whole Life You're Concerned About Money For This And That. And Then You Don't Have To Worry About It, So You Worry About Other Stuff.