When I'm On A Break

...you May Be Able To Sway People's Heads. But You Can't Sway Their Hearts.

So", Says Jack At At Last..."you Broke Up With Connor". Wow. So We're Straight To The Point. "so", I Reply Defiantly. "you Decided To Stay". "yes, Well...", "i Thought I Might Take A Closer Look At Some Of The European Subsidiaries." He Looks Up. "how About You?" "same Reason." I Nod. "european Subsidiaries".

There Are Some Things I Don't Understand About Jess And Never Will. No Wedding Dress. No Flowers. No Photo Album. No Champagne. The Only Thing She Got Out Of Her Wedding Was A Husband. (i Mean, Obviously The Husband Is The Main Point When You Get Married. Absolutely. That Goes Without Saying. But Still, Not Even A New Pair Of Shoes?)

People Used To Ask Me For Advice, And I'd Say, 'please, Don't Ask Me!' Yes, I Did Economics At Oxford, But That's Not The Same As Having A Broad Knowledge Of Personal Finance

It Really Is The Year 2007. Which Means I Must Be... Oh My God. I'm Twenty-eight. I'm Old.