When I'm Asked How To

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them

I Was Born In My Parents' Bedroom On January 16. The World Almanac Says It Was 1909. I Say It Was 1912. But What Difference Does It Make As Long As I Feel 33?

I Told Her That There Was Something About Christmas Carols That Always Brought Tears To My Eyes. I Added That I Also Cry At Weddings. To Me Weddings Are Very Solemn Occasions. I Should Have Cried At A Couple Of My Own.

When You Are In Deep Conflict About Something, Sometimes The Most Trivial Thing Can Tip The Scales.

There's Such A Thing As Theater Discipline. One Player Doesn't Appropriate Another's Inventions