When I Was Younger I

If You Mean To Profit, Learn To Please.

Oh, What Is The Matter With Poor Puggy-wug? Pet Him And Kiss Him And Give Him A Hug. Run And Fetch Him A Suitable Drug. Wrap Him Up Tenderly All In A Rug. That Is The Way To Cure Puggy-wug.

Healthy Citizens Are The Greatest Asset Any Country Can Have.

Politics Is Almost As Exciting As War, And Quite As Dangerous. In War You Can Only Be Killed Once, But In Politics Many Times.

If You Wanted Nothing Done At All, Balfour Was The Man For The Job.