When I Was Younger I

Ever Since The Beginning Of Rock And Roll, There's Been An Axl Rose. And It's Just Boring. It's Totally Boring To Me.

If I Wouldn't Have Found Courtney, I Probably Would Have Carried On With A Bisexual Lifestyle.

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

I’m Not Going To Say A Damn Word About It Being Tough; I’m Having The Best Time Of My Life!

I Mean I Like To Be Passionate And Sincere But I Also Like To Have Fun And Act Like A Dork.