When I Was 3, My

I Go Out With White Women. This Makes A Lot Of People Unhappy, Mostly Black Women.

If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

He Loves Basketball. And I Said Obama Loves Basketball. Let's Start There, All Right. Start There.

Death Has Always Had A Prominent Place In My Mind. There Are Times When I Think Somebody Might Kill Me.

If The North Wanted To Hack Anything In The World, Anything In The World, Really, They Are Going To Go Hack A Movie? Really?!