When I Was 23, Basically

Most Of The People I Know Who Smoke Marijuana Are Not Very Bright And What They Talk About When They're Stoned, They Think They're Being Really Smart And Insightful, But They Just Sound Idiotic.

My Favourite Thing Is To Be Somebody Else, No Longer Be Me.

My Children Without A Doubt Are My Greatest Accomplishment. If I Did Nothing Else I Would Feel Just Having And Raising Them Would Be Enough. The Rest Is Icing.

I Tried To Tell Them About The Dating Process Because I'm Single Now And How Horrible It Is And How Many Foolish Experiences I Had Had Dating. So I Was Really Selling Him Hard, But The Whole Time He Really Wanted Me!

In My Next Life, I'd Like To Come Back Five Foot, Two Inches, With The Best Ass And Tits You've Ever Seen.