When I Take My Kids

I Just Love Learning. I Think Learning Is How You Live. The Verb Of My Life Is Learning.

Life's Too Short To Be An Asshole, As An Employer Or As An Employee.

The Last Jobs I Had Were Fixing Cars And Covering Football Games For A Local Access Tv Station. As In Driving The Mobile Van To The Field, Setting Up 3 Cameras, Teaching Depressed Grownups And Interns How To Use Them And Directing The Game From The Van And Then Wanting To Kill Myself.

Television For A Child Creates Such A High Bar Of Stimulus That Nothing Else Competes. A Beautiful Day Is Absolute Crap To A Kid Who Watches Tv.

I'm Not Sure Why I'm So Often Disgusting On Stage. I Don't Always Know Where It Comes From.