When I Take My Kid

When The Kids Are Laughing In The Audience, I Tear Up, I'm So Happy I Did A Nice Thing.

The Difference When You Have Kids Comes Up When Someone Wants To Meet You Out After 9:30 At Night. You Consider That Giant Sacrifice. You're Like, "do I Do This? Do I Stay Out Until 10:30 And Be Angry, All Of Tomorrow?

I'm Not Great At Bedtime Stories. Bedtime Stories Are Supposed To Put The Kid To Sleep. My Kid Gets Riled Up And Then My Wife Has To Come In And Go, 'all Right! Get Out Of The Room.'

He Has A 5 Year Plan... What Is It, Don't Die?

Me And Fred Wolf Wrote The Movie [ Grown Ups]. The Whole Idea Was About Putting Together Old Friends That Get To Hang Out For A Weekend.