When I Take My Kid

Me And Fred Wolf Wrote The Movie [ Grown Ups]. The Whole Idea Was About Putting Together Old Friends That Get To Hang Out For A Weekend.

Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have A Cook And He's In My Trailer Making Food All The Time.

I'd Like To Have A Kid, And I'd Like To Be Driving Around. I Know A Kid Is Going To Be A Big Part Of My Life. I Can Trust My Kid. I Know My Kid Would Be In The Backseat Of My Car, And When I Say You Wanna Get Some Ice-cream? He's Going To Be Happy. My Brother Has Kids. I See That Trick Work, The Ice Cream Trick.

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.

Sir One More Comment Like That And I Will Strangle You With My Microphone Wire!