When I Started Having Kids,

I Was The Class Clown, You Know, That Kind Of Thing, And I Gathered Around Me A Group Of Guys Who Also Were Silly. I Was In All The Plays And Everything. But I Don't Know, At That Time Show Businesses Looked Like The Moon, You Know, It Was So Far Away. I Wanted To Be A Radio Announcer.

Put Me On Solid Ground And I'll Start Tapping! At My Age They Say To Keep Moving.

I'm Not Quite As Much Of A Curmudgeon Being Old. I'm Not Cantankerous. But Otherwise, I'm About The Same.

The Most Important Thing For Old Guys Is Never Start Going Down The Stairs Sideways.

But Once We Got On The Air, Everybody Except Morey Amsterdam Pretty Much Stuck To The Script.