When I Said 'we', Officer,

Joan Rivers Telling Lauren Bacall Her Dress Is All Wrong Is Like Carrot Top Telling Lenny Bruce He Needs To Get An Edge.

When I Said 'we', Officer, I Was Referring To Myself, The Four Young Ladies, And, Of Course, The Goat.

Of Course, That's Just My Opinion. I Could Be Wrong.

Two Wrongs May Not Make A Right, But A Thousand Wrongs Make A Writer.

How Do We Know For Sure That No Two Snowflakes Are The Same - We Haven't Got Anybody Watching.