When I Met Ronnie Spector,

I Couldn't Do Rap. I Was Trying. I Don't Know How. I'm Not Good Enough To Know.

Metallica - They're So Demonic, They're Crazy, I Don't Know How They Do It.

I've Always Just Wanted To Sing In A Rock Band.

I Think The Internet Shortens The Distance Between People, And That Can Often Lead To Inappropriateness.

I'd Like To Thank Myself, And Congratulate Myself, And Give Myself A Big Pat On The Back.