When I Heard The Beatles,

I Have No Faith In My Ability To Judge Things.

There Is Something F-king Unbelievable About Seeing All Of The Fans Go Crazy And Chanting 'ozzy!' I Would Pay To See Them.

I Love My Wife. We've Had A Few Slings And Arrows Across The Room, But I'm Not Prepared To Give In, You Know? People Say She Saved My Life, But At The Same Time, I Saved Her Life, As Well, I Think. She's A Great Mother, She's A Great Wife, She's A Great Worker, She's A Great Manager. She's Just Great.

When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do Silly Things. I Did It (the O-z-z-y Tattoo Across His Knuckles) When I Was 14. I Was In Jail For Something. I Could Have Had It Removed, But Why? It's My Trademark. People Stop Me And Say, 'let Me Have A Look At Your Hand.'

They Say Military Have The So-called 'secret Intelligence' - This Amount Of Intelligence Must Be Very Secret, Since I've Never Seen Any Intelligent Military Person, Nor I Have Seen Any Sense In The Bloody Stupid Wars.