When I Have Sex With

Now I Usually Try Not To Give Advice. Information, Yes, Advice, No. But, What Has Worked For Me May Not Work For You. Well, Take For Instance What Has Worked For Me. Wigs. Tight Clothes. Push Up Bras.

If I Could Get Their Attention Long Enough, I Felt They Would See Beneath The Boobs And Find The Heart, And That They Would See Beneath The Wig And Find The Brains. I Think One Big Part Of Whatever Appeal I Possess Is The Fact That I Look Totally One Way And That I Am Totally Another. I Look Artificial, But I'm Not.

You Gotta Keep Trying To Find Your Niche And Trying To Fit Into Whatever Slot That's Left For You Or To Make One Of Your Own.

Cheating Love Is Just As Real As Un-cheating Love.

I'm In The Public Eye, So I Don't Care Who Knows What I Get Done. If I See Something Sagging, Dragging, Or Bagging, I Get It Sucked, Tucked, Or Plucked.