When I Have Brown Hair

I Remember Feeling The Temperature Change The First Time The Curtain Came Up, The Difference Between The Audience Temperature And The Stage Temperature. I'll Never Forget It.

All Of My Friends Went To College And I Got A Job At Circle Pizza, Where I Worked For 24 Hours. I Had To Call My Mother Four Times To Ask Her How To Spell Parmesan. I'm Not Kidding. I Was A Terrible Speller. I Think I Was Really Nervous That I Somehow Didn't Feel Right Out In The World In That Way.

I Like The Ritual Of Putting On My Makeup, Putting On My Costume, Doing My Warm-ups. I Eat The Same Dinner Every Night Before I Go On Stage. I Like Having Something That I Can Count On, Something That Feels Stabilizing For Me.

I Am A Person Who Is Not Mated.

Nobody Could Ever Say As Many Terrible Things To Me As I Say To Myself.