When I Grew Up, I

Our Country Was Founded On A Distrust Of Government. Our Founding Fathers Gave Power To The People To Keep An Eye On Government. So When Politicians Say, 'trust Me,' They're Actually Being Very Un-american.

Usually, When I Act, I Try To Forget The Words And Let Them Come, And Just Find My Way Through Them.

I'm The One Usually Wearing The Dress, Which Is What I Would've Preferred, But They Wouldn't Let Me. It's Been 15 Years Since I Did That And My Ass Isn't As Good As It Used To Be.

I Understand The Self-loathing And The Resentment, And The Discipline That It Takes To Sit Down In Front Of A Typewriter Or Computer Every Single Day, Whether It's Going Well Or Not Going Well.

If You Have Darwin, Christ And Nietzsche, They're All Going To Talk At Once. You Need Somebody Who Listens.