When I First Went To

So Many Young People Think The Big Sex Act Is The Whole Movie, But That's Not The Case. You Need To Be Able To Talk And Laugh And Cry Together.

I Knew Most Of The People There Who Ran The Places, A Lot Of Wiseguys. They're All Gone Now. All Good People.

That I Walk Around Calling People 'dummy' And 'hockey Puck'. I Do Have A Different Life Apart From Being Sarcastic On Stage. I Might Kibitz Around With My Friends, But I'm Nothing Like The Person Who Does Stand Up. Nothing Like That.

I've Never Had A Writer, And I'm Proud Of That. Everything I've Per­formed Has Been From My Own Head.

When Someone Says To Me, Do You Do Stand-up I Say Absolutely Not. I Like To Think Of It As A Theatrical Performance. With Me The Show Changes Maybe Five To Ten Percent Every Night. Of Course, Whatever I See In Front Of Me And Sometimes I Get On A Little Run About It And It Changes The Show. And My Delivery Is Such That People Who Have Seen Me Many Times Say Gee, I Never Heard That Before. Actually, They Have, But I Might Have Changed It Around.