When I First Got To

The Ford Flex Is A Really, Really Cool Car. You Get Inside And You Have So Much Headroom And It's Really Comfortable To Drive And It's Real Techy Inside. You Look At The Screen And It's Blue And You've Got All Kinds Of Controls. Everything Is Digital.

I Eat A Lot Of Junk Food, Because That's What's Usually Available At 1:00am When I'm All Done Working.

You Live By The Cake, You Die By The Cake.

I Know What It's Like To Have A Family And Not Have Insurance And Really Need It. As A Comic, Insurance Was One Of Those Sacrifices I Made Early On Until I Could Afford It.

Early On When I Started Talking About My Weight, It Was Self-deprecating; Everything Was A Joke.