When I Die, The World

And I Love The Hate Mail I Get, The Unsigned, Misspelled Letters I Get Telling Me To Go Back To Russia Or Wherever.

If I Had To Perform In A Comedy Club I Would Bomb; I Would Be Trying Too Hard.

Juan Williams Is A Very Sharp Guy.

The Bible Saw That Can Get A Lot Of People Killed, So Let's Try And Steer People Away From That. I Am Not An Expert On The Bible. I Am Just Saying.

Nothing Brings People Together More, Than Mutual Hatred.