When I Attained A Certain

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.

I Can Excuse Everything But Boredom. Boring People Don't Have To Stay That Way.

Men Are Fine, Love Is Fine, It's Marriage I'm A Little Disappointed In.

Most Children Turn Out Badly Because They Have The Wrong Parental Image. This Doesn't Mean Their Parents Are Criminal. It Means They Are Boring And Cruel.

I Don't Have Any Gnawing Guilt Over Contributing To Any Unhappiness Suffered By My Husbands. They Were As Much To Blame As I Was.