When I Am Bored With

Love Songs Now: Fewer Broken Hearts, More Sexual Misery.

Wit: A Whim Followed By A Wham.

Whether I Give To A Beggar Or Not, His Existence Puts Me In The Wrong.

Politics Inflame The Passions In A Way That Few Beloveds Can Match.

My Regimen Is Lust And Avarice For Exercise, Gluttony And Sloth For Relaxation.