When He Is Forsaken, Withered

To Attempt To Advise Conceited People Is Like Whistling Against The Wind.

There Are Three Things Which The Public Will Always Clamour For, Sooner Or Later; Namely: Novelty, Novelty, Novelty.

The Biggest Bore Of All Is He Who Is Overflowing With Congratulations

Coquetry Is The Champagne Of Love.

Oh Would I Were Dead Now, Or Up In My Bed Now, To Cover My Head Now, And Have A Good Cry!