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Certainly There Are People Who Like Me, But Then There Are Those Who Don't Know Me Who Gossip About Me. You Can't Believe The Things I've Heard.

Life Is A Cruel, Horrible Joke And I Am The Punch Line.

Finding The Cutest Guy In A.a. Is Like Finding The Cutest Loony In The Bin.

Now I Say I'm A Diarist With An Explanation I'll Get Back To You On. Someday I May Try And Write In Memoir Form.

You Can't Find Any True Closeness In Hollywood, Because Everybody Does The Fake Closeness So Well.