[when Harry Met Sally] Was

I'm Fond Of Kissing. It's Part Of My Job. God Sent Me Down To Kiss A Lot Of People.

Now I Say I'm A Diarist With An Explanation I'll Get Back To You On. Someday I May Try And Write In Memoir Form.

A Lot Of The Time, I'm Just Smart Enough To Be Unhappy.

Nobody Wants To Read About A Good-looking Happy Person.

I Shot Through My Twenties Like A Luminous Thread Through A Dark Needle, Blazing Toward My Destination: Nowhere.