When Girls Walk Home We

Its Okay I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers.

Still, Life Carries On. Exams To Be Examined. Serious Things To Be Thingied.

Here Is My Recipe For A Mood Enhancer. Take A Friend, Preferably One With A Really Annoying Fringe And Outsize Pants, And When She Is Rambling On Swiftly, Push Her Into A Ditch And Run Away.

He Came Over And Ruffled My Hair, Which Is Technically Assault. I Could Get On The Blower To Childline.

Dance Of The Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, That's Got A Nice Ring To It.