When Friends Asked Me, Can

You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.

People Say It's Lonely At The Top, But I Sure Like The View.

I Have To Tell Them That Last Night Was A Shameful Train Wreck Filled With Blind Cuddly Puppies.

I'm 0 For 3 With Marriage - The Scoreboard Doesn't Lie, Never Has. So What We All Have Is A Marriage Of The Heart. To Sully Or Contaminate Or Radically Disrespect This Union With A Shameful Contract Is Something That I Will Leave To The Amateurs And The Bible Grippers.

I've Spent, I Think, Close To The Last Decade Effortlessly And Magically Converting Your Tin Cans Into Pure Gold.